- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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