- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

President Donald Trump

Gretta has five legs? -no

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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