- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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