- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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