How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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