- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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