Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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