whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Jovan

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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