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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

I once did something.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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