why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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