- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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