two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What? Yes.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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