Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

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