- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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