- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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