What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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do you have a wife?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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