Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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