- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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