Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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