A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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