- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

knock knock

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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