- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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