What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

black people

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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