what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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