- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

womens rights.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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