- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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