Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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