An Asian man fails a math test

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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