Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Anti Joke

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