Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Christianity.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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