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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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