What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Skrillex.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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