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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Justin Beiber

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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