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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

oh hey.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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