WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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