Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Large 4

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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