Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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