- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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