Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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