- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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