- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Turkeys are obese

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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