What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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good looking women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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