- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock Go away

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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