- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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