- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

it's funny because it's funny

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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