- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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