- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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