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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock knock open

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Joke

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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