Dont read this joke

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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