- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I'd like to make a withdraw

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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