- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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