Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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I like the color potato.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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