- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

knock knock? come in

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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