THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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