What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Caolan and Eamon

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A French man gets into a fight

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

The child was fired from his job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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