- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

I have an idea! You leave.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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