- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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