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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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