- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Women's rights

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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