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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

jd and zach loves vigina

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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