knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

q ggggggggggggggggg

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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