- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??