Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Tilt your screen back .

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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