What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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