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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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