How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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