I like poop in my butt

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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