- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Your gay

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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